jonezy

I'll probably be there some time in the afternoon tomorrow.

Do we need to know anything regarding a keycode for the gate? And what's happening regarding tickets?

Collect them, sell them to a local French person and buy some proper bait.

I'd imagine the stock in the big lake changes more than I change underwear, Yonny. I went for a walk around whilst it was raining. By the time I had almost completed a full circuit I had to take my shoes and socks off, roll up my trousers, and wade about 120 yards to get back to my car.

sent mate

My only advice would be to pick a stretch with a few pubs along it.

Only one bait? A grenade.

A pint of Carling. I'll never make that mistake again.

I'll take that as a challenge.

I'd say you were probably disgracefully drunk at the point of thinking that

I was being sarcastic.