Just never grew up Pete lol. I'll tell you another one. A lad I use to fish with always put a blue tarporline under his bivvy when setting up. One lake we fished together had steep banks to the waters edge but was flat ar the top. This lad use to put his tarporlin all the way down the steep bank about 6 foot from the waters edge. So one night when he was flat out, me and my other mate emptied 2 bottles of washing up liquid all I've the tarporlin and wetted it up a bit.we then go and set his alarm off, he come flying out his bivvy and skids all the way down an his bottom and goes flying into the water about 8ft out into 7ft of water lol. He got out and called us all the names under the sun got all his gear together and went home lol. We didn't hear off him for a mounth. to this day he still doesn't find it funny and no longer fishes. Lol
Ps he took up golf because its less messy lol.