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carpmachine

Thought for the day.

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It might be nice to have a little place where we can right one liners, funny ones, grumbles, pearls of wisdom. Mine for today would be along these lines.

  I wish someone would invent waterproof bricklayers.

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what a good idea CM :lol:

mine would be:

I wish chipshop curry sauce was thicker :)

 

 

 

 

as an add on , if god had meant us to work in the rain he would have made us waterproof :lol:

Edited by cyborx

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...as an add on , if god had meant us to work in the rain he would have made us waterproof :lol:

We are waterproof mate. You'd feel pretty weird if water started mixing with your blood inside your body :wink:

 

Get working outside :P

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We are waterproof mate. You'd feel pretty weird if water started mixing with your blood inside your body :wink:

 

Get working outside :P

 

i feel pretty weird now :wink:

 

excerpt from wikipedia: Plasma, which constitutes 55% of blood fluid, is mostly water (92% by volume.

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i feel pretty weird now :wink:

 

excerpt from wikipedia: Plasma, which constitutes 55% of blood fluid, is mostly water (92% by volume.

 

I've been lied to. Blood isn't really thicker than water after all, then?

 

Ian

 

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I've been lied to. Blood isn't really thicker than water after all, then?

 

Ian

 

Depends who you are . My old woman's is as cold as ice .....

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my thought for the day is "why did i put Ian in the above post instead of CM" ?? :oops: :oops:

I never realised you did ?

 

In fact i've had another look and i still cant see it :)

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heres one just for you ian :wink:

 

http://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=-

Original post above quotes CM then i had a brainfhart :lol:

 

I never realised you did ?

 

In fact i've had another look and i still cant see it :)

 

put your glasses on then old man :wink::lol:

 

i had quoted CM then put Ian in the post.

sometimes i think my brain has gone, it must be all this fishing im not doing :lol:

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sounds very much like what i wish on the bu gger supposedly working in my house, 3 days without heating of any kind and two days without gas.

this weather?? yep he's a nob!! :evil:

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